ironicallyincestuous: x-kitt-x: ghostin-thewalls: sovietkittens: DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY I think ned’s doing fine I’d say he’s doing fantastic. i’d say if he did me, it’d be fantastic
robertpattindone: look at this picture and tell me i shouldn’t be best friends with robert pattinson:
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda: When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
'If I met you in person...' Finish it in my ask.
nunderthemistletoe: I wish i had a nice singing voice i would literally never stop singing
you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
danalmostcaughtonfire: tunetechfrosthead: nothisisnotdog: *ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU* *VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY* DO yOU KNOW HOW FUCKING FUNNY IT IS TO MENTALLY PICTURE THIS LIKE IMAGINE THIS LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS JUST START FUCKING DANCING TOWARD YOU WITH A MEAN LOOK AND YOU JUST TURN AROUND LIKE A SASS GOD AND START SHAKING YOUR ASS AND RUNNING AWAY LIK E THAT IS SO...
sinclairsolutions: naw this isnt my iPad this is my iRad you nerd *puts on sunglasses*
thecalmwasdeceptive: survivor-trek: geekboots: to meekly go where other people have already been shy trek into darkness (but with a night light)
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
ashde-phernelia: sweet-shenanigans: sararye: theatomicboom: how do you think they made up the dark mark tattoo though like did voldemort design it in his free time in between manipulating people and releasing basilisks on muggle borns because he has some mad drawing skills let me tell you what one thing is for sure it wasn’t hermione GUYS THERE’S AN 8 IN THE DARK MARK VOLDEMORT...
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks: hacheload: rosenkristall: TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO SIGNAL BOOST HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. We need 5,000,000 signatures i know there’s enough bloggers out there hell sign twice using different emails.
paulwelsey: clarywailand: viserionofhousetargaryen: OK HOW IS HE TURNING 23 SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME i want him in my room but he looks 12 but he’s not he cant be older than me , what omgg thats not possible what the fuck
lickitungrapunxel: noddin my head like yeah movin my hips like yeah